Patni: Tum Sari Duniya Men Bhi Dhuddhonge To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Dusari Nahin Milegi Pati: Tum Kya Samjhti Ho Ki Main Dusari Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Talash Karunga?
Pati: Yah Kaisa Khana Banaya Hai Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai Patni: He Bhagvan Iss Kambakht Aadmi Ne Kyakya Chakha Hua Hai
Pati Ke Janmadin Par Patni Ne Pucha Kya Gift Du? Pati: Tum Mujhe Pyaar Karo Ijjat Karo Aur Mera Kahna Maano Yahi Kafi Hai Patni: Nahin Main To 'Gift' Hi Dungi
Patni Ne Apne Pati Se Pucha "Jab Hamne Shadi Ki Thi Tab To Aap Mujhe Bade Prashansniy Namon Se Bulate The Jaise Meri Ras Malai Meri Basundi Lekin Ab In Namon Se Kyon Nahin Bulate?" Pati Ne Kaha "Dudh Ki Mithai Kitne Din Tajai Rahegi"
Patni: Kyon Jab Main Moti Ho Jaungi Tab Bhi Tum Mujhe Aise Hi Pyar Karoge? Pati: Bilkul Nahin Maine Sirf Sukhdubakh Men Sath Dene Ka Vada Kiya Tha Mote Patale Men Nahin
Baba: Beta Tujh Par Ek Khataranak Chudail Ka Saya Hai Pati: Baba Juban Sambhalkar Baat Karo Aur Khabardar Agar Bivi Ke Bare Men Kuchh Ulta Sidha Kaha To